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How I Made $1,000,000 In My Sleep

It was a dream (almost) come true.

Photo by Dmitry Demidko on Unsplash

You’re probably expecting something to rock your world here, but I don’t have it. Unfortunately, the story is much simpler than the one you probably already weaved inside your head before clicking on the title.

I asked.

Yup. That’s the solution: I asked people to give me money just for being a nice dude, and IT FUCKING WORKED!

So, a week ago, I was SO fed up with my life. Everything was always challenging, and I constantly needed things to cheer me up.

The problem was that I couldn’t afford them.

So, one night, before going to bed, I posted a tweet:

“Can you guys send me money? I want to buy nice things.”

And then I put down the phone and went to bed.

The following day, I saw no likes or retweets to my tweet, but I did have a DM from someone asking to share how to send me money.

Of course, dummy! You can’t ask people to send you money without telling them where to send it!

It was such a rookie mistake on my part.